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Cowboy Elvises

by Manlyhunks

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    Deluxe compact disc of our entire discography to-date (full tracklist below). Comes w/ free download of our latest full-length album, "Cowboy Elvises." Full color CD-exclusive artwork printed double-sided on digipak sleeve w/ full color imprint on CD.

    Enjoy 80 minutes of Manlyhunks from the safety of your mid-2000's car!

    Manlyhunks “Cowboy Elvises" (2021)
    1. Seismic Toss
    2. Cocobobo
    3. Sick Nick to the Bridge
    4. Postmodern Poets
    5. VSCO Biscuits
    6. Pandemic at the Disco
    7. BooHooDotGov

    Manlyhunks “Yunk Rock” (2019)
    8. Payin’ the bills
    9. T
    10. Lighted pipe
    11. There's too much 'rach in the guacamōl
    12. The tail wags the dog
    13. Hunkin' Donuts
    14. Bill of goods
    15. The curtains match the drapes
    16. GenderCat
    17. Hound dog
    19. FB
    20. Free parking = fake news

    “How Silver is YOUR Wood?!” (2018)
    21. The curtains match the drapes (demo)
    22. GenderCat (demo)
    23. Payin' the Bills (demo)
    24. SpongeBob medley

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1.
Seismic Toss 02:32
lyrics
Yo what's up, we're the Manlyhunks From our hometown of Manayunk (uh oh) And this one's called... Seismic toss!!! I parked my car on the sidewalk today I woke up and they towed it away Hey google, is it hard To take a boot off of my car? I'm not the president But if I were, I would abolish PPA And student loans I'm not the president But if I were, I would abolish PPA And student loans Hey hey Hey hey Oh... The president has got to go! Let him know Let him know He’s gotta go Do not kick over your beer
2.
Cocobobo 03:20
lyrics
"What's the world comin' to, sir? World ain't comin' to nothin' son, Same as it ever was." Do you want to be a cowboy? Or would you rather be an Elvis? Will you ride atop a stallion? Or wear an oversized medallion? Do you want to be exciting? Or spend all your life hiding? Say fuck it to your ego Get a cowboy hat Hop on a horse and watch me go Be like Cocobobo! Ride around downtown On your hottest ride Watch me shoot the shit Watch me shit fire Watch me riding down The main street Watch me look cooler Than you will ever be Be like Cocobobo! Cocobobo! Be like Cocobobo! Be like Cocobobo! Do you want to be a cowboy? Or would you rather be an Elvis? Say fuck it to your ego! Get a cowboy hat Hop on a horse and watch me go Be like Cocobobo! If all it takes is slithering with the snakes Then lie on the ground and hiss motherfucker If all it takes is slithering with the snakes Then lie on the ground and hiss motherfucker Yeah!!!
3.
Sick Nick to the Bridge 02:03
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Sick Nick to the bridge! In dreams he's coming for you! So what are you gonna do? Seems that you're deep in the shit! Sick Nick to the bridge!
4.
Postmodern Poets 03:28
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All right get on the floor and move! If you got feet, stomp to THIS beat! Calm down Who's there?! This reality is not what it seems to me This reality is more like a dream that speaks It's like an apocalypse in the mind's eye Where the air you breathe could make you die Wear your mask, you postmodern poets Look up to the sky and see the fireballs falling Please have your mask on like a canvas takes paint Take your place in the line six feet from me But not six feet under This reality is not what it seems to me This is not what it seems This reality is more like a dream that speaks This will take a while to get over The passing of time will make us think Because we're already over Woah This world will stay the same For as long as we can stand
5.
VSCO Biscuits 02:02
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It is super easy to protect your friends and family It's so simple: wear a mask! To take the right precaution You keep your hands a washin' And if you don't, you're an ass! Never pay for porn Premium snapchat is not for you When you're feeling horn You can go Google boobs It is super easy to protect your friends and family It's so simple: wear a mask! To take the right precaution You keep your hands a washin' And if you don't, you're an ass! Never pay for porn Premium snapchat is not for you When you're feeling horn You can go Google boobs Never pay for porn No! Premium snapchat is not for you When you're feeling horn Horn! You can go Google boobs Google boobs Google boobs Google boobs Is there someone in the dog park? What happened to the bike cop? I was stealing a fence part! Is there someone in the dog park? What happened to the bike cop? I was stealing a fence part! Is there someone in the dog park? What happened to the bike cop? I was stealing a fence part! Is there someone in the dog park? What happened to the bike cop? I was stealing a fence part!
6.
Pandemic at the Disco 02:22
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Oh shit Fuck Oh shit Fuck The world changed when a virus sprung from human miscalculation Life as we knew ceased to exist We are dependent on the reports of the medical system And search for a new model Oh shit Fuck Oh shit Fuck The presidential office became a point of division amongst us We have lost legitimate leaders But we still focus on where we can drink beer in public The resulting democracy is disputed by some authorities While common sense disputes their disputation The world is chaos but we are still here Making the music that turns the wheels of industry And progress of society Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit fuck Oh shit Fuck Smoke dick Oh shit fuck
7.
BooHooDotGov 04:07
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Family values on TV Miss me with your fake reality Fake news sold to me I don't need permission to be free Family values on TV Miss me with your fake reality Fake news sold to me I don't need permission to be free That Christian side hug Means that you're shit out of luck I don't wanna fuck Get up out my truck I'll social distance Your ass right out of the Yunk I am tryna sleep Get up out my Jeep Don't be such a creep I'm just tryna beat Oooo Don't leave me here without my Jeep I just want to sleep Just leave me alone Just leave me alone Just leave me alone That Christian side hug Means that you're shit out of luck I don't wanna fuck Get up out my truck I'll social distance Your ass right out of the yunk I am tryna sleep Get up out my Jeep Don't be such a creep I'm just tryna beat Hangin' in the yunk Acting like a punk Getting stupid drunk Miss me with that junk Family values on TV Miss me with your fake reality Fake news sold to me I don't need permission to be free Family values on TV Miss me with your fake reality Fake news sold to me I don't need permission to be free Permission to be free Permission to be free Permission to be free Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Dukatu! Woah! We're the Manlyhunks Stay safe

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released March 11, 2021

Recorded at JL Studios in Olyphant, PA (USA) on 11/17, 11/20, 11/22, 11/23, 12/28, & 12/29 of 2020.
Engineered, mixed, & mastered: Jay Preston, Joe Loftus.
Produced by Derek Jolley.
All songs written, arranged, performed, and recorded by Manlyhunks:

Patrick Walton: guitar
Derek Jolley: drums
Dylan Jolley: bass
David Heinz: vocals
Frazee Sutphen: guitar

Guest guitar solos by Kevin BDK Adams (Scintilla, Social Loafers).
Guest trombone by Jay Preston (Esta Coda; Fake Estate).
Album artwork by Derek Jolley; edited by Ashton Zanecki.

Special thanks to… not PPA, Lucyfur, JFK Kendy, Lo & everyone @ China Wok on Green Lane, Philly Sanitation Workers, every BLM activist, Neighbor Lisa, 4442 ½, The Ratchets, Drs. Lizar & Liv, not PCOM, Kevin/Scooter/everyone @ The Grape Room, Esther, Gay Gab, May, Ilana & The Vegans, Noah, Bea (dog), Bea (human), M. Daytona, Uncle Billy, Aunt Lily, Ejoll, Liam & Jeremy, Jeff Jolley, Sarah Silbiger, Jay Preston, Joe Loftus, Danny Washington, Tye Sutphen, Nate Harbaugh, Dave Jolley, Brian Keith Bidding (BKB), Kevin Adams Jr. (BDK), Bob Maxion, & Bob Gilroy (Bob Squared).

BANDS… cuddledrug, The Red Barons, Ticket To Ride, Smode, Scintilla, Dot Gov, Perils, MOOSE, Decomposition, Entry, Ripping on Humanity, Drew Da Picture, Bongo Billy, Social Loafers, & Summer Holds The Earth.

This record is SWR#07.

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